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Waylon: Six Month Stats

The day after Christmas, Waylon turned 6 months old.

6 month old babies have always been my favorite, and Waylon does not disappoint. He’s funny, really funny. Of course he’s also a royal pain in the arse with all this screeching and biting (moment of silence for the ladies), but I do find myself wanting to freeze time, make these moments last just a little longer. Parents love to say “they grow up so fast.” I think this is because there’s nothing else to say, no other way to put it. I can already feel this baby stage slipping through my fingers as he sprouts teeth, moves more, and snuggles less.

Anyway, I am fully aware that these monthly stats are more for me than for you. I want to remember this some day, and writing it all down relieves my nostalgic, worrier, hoarder self. You’re welcome, future Kate (and my apologies future babies whose Mom is too tired to do this for them too).

 

Height: 28 inches

Weight: 16 pounds

Favorite Places:

Outside.

Favorite Things:

THE NOOK, saucer, Sophie, crinkly butterfly, magazines.

Favorite Activity:

Being Naked.

Milestones:

Sitting up. Eating bites of food and liking it. Saying “ma”. Teeth.

Overheard From Mom:

“Your foot smells like cheese.”

Overheard From Dad:

“Your peep’s in the wind.”

Sleep:

Three naps and up at least twice at night to eat.

Schedule:

He poops once a week. It’s awesome.

Happiest:

Splashing in the bath, clawing my face, given every ounce of our attention.

Saddest:

Getting dressed.

Month In Review:

Watch it on Vimeo here

 

Happy half birthday, WTB! You are my superstar.

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Opposite Day

I love mornings. I love waking up to face the day with a big bowl of organic, free-range lucky charms and a steaming cup of the good stuff. I love the way it makes me feel after a great night of uninterrupted sleep; alive, alert, renewed! I ask myself: What can I do with this day!

Usually I start by making a list. A color coordinated list. Then I slip on my skinny jeans, Anthropologie shirt, and get down to business. I tackle the housework, wash the baby’s smelly parts, practice the piano, iron and fold the laundry, and reorganize my kitchen cupboards.

Lunch is a no brainer. I eat a banana and the baby eats the same. We sit and smile at each other. He never cries.

Once he’s down for his daily three hour afternoon nap, I get out my yoga mat and do whatever you’re supposed to do on a yoga mat. I thoughtfully answer emails, work on my book, pay the bills, knit… Sometimes I allow myself to read in my spare time; since I’m a stay-at-home mom, I have a lot of it.

When the baby is up and fed, he sits quietly on the floor and arranges his toys alphabetically while I start a dinner usually consisting of lentils. Before my husband gets home, I make sure to slip into something aesthetically pleasing and style my hair accordingly. I use hairspray.

After dinner we sit around the table and talk about important things while the baby listens attentively. We use words like suppositionally and pontificate. It just happens.

When the baby falls asleep I clean up the dishes, tidy the house, and study my camera manual. I never turn on the TV. When it’s time for bed, I brush my teeth for a full three minutes and then fall into a deep, 8 hour sleep until morning.

And that’s how we do it here in the Baer house. The End.

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End Of The Week Snacks (12.9.11)

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Remember last week when I linked to this chick because her voice is amazing?

Here’s another one for you.

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For my fellow English majors and book lovers:

100 Best First Lines From Novels

I tried to pick a favorite, but it was impossible.

So I picked the funniest instead:

“It was the day my grandmother exploded.” -Iain M. Banks, The Crow Road

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In other news, this is what teething looks like.

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Once upon a time we gave our baby The Nook.
We didn’t want to, for he was only a few hours old and we didn’t want to confuse his newborn brain about nipples. But we did it anyway (we were tired) and it turned out fine because he eventually stopped using it all together except for in the car.

And then came The Tooth.

Ever since The Tooth, The Nook has been in high demand. In the car, out of the car, in my arms, out of my arms–The Nook is the only fail safe soother.

Which is why it is important to

NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT THE NOOK.

For if you do, you will be sorry.

Very, very sorry.

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Recently Overheard

Kate: Remember the days of yorn when–

Austin: Days of yore.

Kate: Remember the days of yorn when we lived in Lancaster and it was always 85 degrees.

Austin: I forgot that Lancaster has a more tropical climate.

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Kate: I only want a dog if it can be inside. What’s the point of having a dog if it’s only ever outside?

Austin: I only want a dog if it is outside.

Kate: I guess we’re not getting a dog.

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Kate: The dining room smells of urine and pine.

Austin: Maybe it’s the pile of diapers you won’t clean up.

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Recently Googled 

does orange juice and milk taste good

what are those things called inside magazines that stick out

am i going bald postpartum hair loss

french toast casserole

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Recently Eaten

Indian Chicken found on my cousin-in-law’s blog.

It’s one of my favorites because it only has a few ingredients.

1 Whole Chicken
3 large onions
3 tablespoons oil or butter
5 tablespoons flour
3 tablespoons curry powder
1 ½ teaspoons ginger
1 ½ teaspoons salt
½ cup honey
1/3 cup soy sauce
4-5 cups chicken broth from your chicken

Boil the chicken in a pot of water until the chicken is falling off the bone. Remove the chicken from the pot and leave it alone until it’s cool enough to handle. Pick all the bits of chicken off the bones, chopping up the bigger pieces. Put the bits and pieces of meat into a bowl and set aside.

In another soup pot, one with a thick bottom, saute the onions in the oil or butter. When they are tender, add the flour, curry powder, ginger, and salt. Stir well, and then add the honey, soy sauce, and the chicken broth you made from your cooked up chicken. Bring the sauce up to a simmer, stirring well, until it has thickened. Add the chicken pieces and heat through. Serve over brown or white rice. Mango chutney is a (wonderful) optional addition.

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Recently Compared

Genetic Baby Baldness.

Yours Truly (5 months):

Truly Mine (5 Months):

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Had enough Baby Waylon pictures yet? Too bad.

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And finally some Friday Funnies from the Internets:

Black Friday Prank (Thanks Kell)

Facebook Crime (Are you guilty?)

& Why Men & Women Can’t Be Friends

Happy Friday.

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Linking up with the fabulous E Tells Tales

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Oh, Christmas

A few weeks ago I realized Christmas was coming, but chose to ignore it because we were moving and also because everyone keeps mentioning it is BABY’S FIRST CHRISTMAS and what we are doing for BABY’S FIRST CHRISTMAS, giving me BABY’S FIRST CHRISTMAS anxiety.

We have gotten into the Christmas spirit a bit these past few days, but mostly by accident.

First we went to a Christmas Potluck with all our local friends (it was fabulous). I made a rich, ridiculous, something-my-healthy-mother-in-law-would-never-in-a-million-years-make, pumpkin Oreo dessert. It was delicious.

(recipe)

We also took some Christmas pictures of the chap. He was not in a smiling mood.

(Christmas Card Fail)

Then yesterday Baby Daddy brought home a tree.

We decorated it despite baby’s best efforts to eat all the ornaments.

And now I sit on a foot long to-do list, half of which involves holiday chores, wondering if maybe I didn’t unpack the box labeled “Christmas Joy.”

What’s on your Christmas To Do list? Are you in feeling the magic? Are you decking the halls, lips stained with candy cane?

If you’re in denial, don’t feel bad. We have time.

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End Of The Week Snacks (12.1.11)

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We moved. And I have to admit, it was pretty stressful. Unless the baby was napping, only one of us could work at a time–contributing to some heavy sighs and stares of resentment that said I’m holding the baby, why aren’t you? or I’m carrying boxes, why aren’t you?

Fortunately we had some incredible help. My mother, God bless her, helped more than she should have. Austin’s family did the same, and on Sunday when we were cleaning the old place in preparation for a new tenant, friends came over and helped out after a humbling S.O.S. from yours truly.

Asking for help is hard, especially when it’s help with things like cleaning out the refrigerator and scrubbing the oven. But they came, during their Thanksgiving break, to help our sorry selves finish the worst part. For that, they deserve a pot of gold.

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Meanwhile Waylon started sucking on his finger, making him look a lot like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers. Doesn’t he know that was so ten years ago?

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I gots some new things.

Remember The Bazaar? Well it happened and we purchased two fabulous things to hang on our bare walls. My camera has been in hiding (as in, I couldn’t find it in all the boxes) so my phone has been filling in. Excuse the grainy.

Baby Daddy got this for me when I wasn’t looking.

I got this for me when he wasn’t looking.

I also scored a new desk this week as it was a major priority. I had been using a card table we found at a dead hoarder’s house, but it had a hole in it. We finally threw it out during the move, no big loss.

The new one was discovered for a discounted 50 bucks at an antique shop downtown. Love at first site. Photo taken in the store to send to Baby Daddy begging to get it. He didn’t respond. I bought it anyway.

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The first few days in the new house were strange. I felt like I was using a stranger’s bathroom. Even the baby felt weird, he kept looking around and making a frown face. All around, morale was low.

Then my sister-in-law, Zoe, came. She brought gifts, orange peels and cinnamon sticks to simmer on the stove, and her mad organizing skills. She opened every cupboard and drawer in the kitchen and completely reorganized it to make everything fit. In fact, there are now empty drawers and shelves. I don’t know how she does it.

All this work contributed to my greatest accomplishment this week: the kitchen and the dining room. Please excuse the hunting lodge curtains that are still on the walls.

Before

After

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Speaking of good deeds…

A few days ago I made the mistake of going to the grocery store, in the rain, alone, with a cranky teething monster. I felt I had no choice; we had moved and were out of all the basic staples necessary for survival; milk, bread, cereal, Bugles… In retrospect, it may have been better to starve.

At about Aisle 4, the baby had enough of that car-seat and started to flail himself forward while howling like a wolverine. One woman said, “Someone’s hungry!”  I almost kicked her.

Five minutes of scream-crying later, I abandoned the rest of the grocery list, fumbled through the check-out, and made my way outside. It was pouring and the baby was still screaming. My eyes started to glaze over when an older gentleman saint came over and said, “ I will load your groceries into the car. You take care of your son and stay dry.”

I rewarded him with ugly crying face.

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Remember earlier when I mentioned Bugles and you were like, “Wait—Bugles? Weren’t they left behind in the 90s?”

I thought so too until I spotted them on the shelf and decided I MUST HAVE THESE.

You know when you try something you loved as a kid and it’s really disappointing as an adult? (Think: Fern Gully).

This was no Fern Gully.

 

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BabyWay finally cut his first tooth. He is very proud.

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There is still a lot left to do in this house, some of which I can’t do alone. So I started a list.

5 days later and I still haven’t unpacked the bathroom stuff.

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 Yesterday the Verizon man and I were home alone together while he set up the Internet. I thought it would take three minutes but it actually takes like three hours. Three hours in which he (awkwardly) witnessed the following:

My pajamas.

Me accidentally letting my nip slip out of said pajamas while nursing my son.

A 26-year-old woman eating Bugles for lunch, in her pajamas.

Four separate swears after tripping over four separate boxes.

One pair of unshaved legs due to not unpacking the razors.

 

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One Year Ago Today. Crazy.

 

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