Things I Enjoy More Than Writing A Book
1. Stepping on a lego
2. Stepping on a lego and then stepping on another lego
3. Finding hair in my baby’s butt
4. Finding hair in my mouth
5. Finding hair that has been in my baby’s butt in my mouth
6. Hair on the soap
7. Hair in the salad
8. Pap smears
9. Wet socks
10. Longs Lines At The Post Office
Whatever, I wrote half a book. I did what I set out to do but I did not enjoy it. I thought I would, but it made me feel anxious and overwhelmed. At times I felt like no one in the world would ever want to read such ridiculous, blathering crap and at other times I felt like WHY AM I NOT SHARING THIS RIGHT NOW. Mostly I felt depressed and wanted it to be March.
I will finish, but not right this second.
It’s about Waylon and parenting and what happens when your baby nurses for 8 out of the 10 hours he’s also sleeping (extremely long nipples).
I’m sure you could have guessed.
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