Things I Enjoy More Than Writing A Book
1. Stepping on a lego
2. Stepping on a lego and then stepping on another lego
3. Finding hair in my baby’s butt
4. Finding hair in my mouth
5. Finding hair that has been in my baby’s butt in my mouth
6. Hair on the soap
7. Hair in the salad
8. Pap smears
9. Wet socks
10. Longs Lines At The Post Office
Whatever, I wrote half a book. I did what I set out to do but I did not enjoy it. I thought I would, but it made me feel anxious and overwhelmed. At times I felt like no one in the world would ever want to read such ridiculous, blathering crap and at other times I felt like WHY AM I NOT SHARING THIS RIGHT NOW. Mostly I felt depressed and wanted it to be March.
I will finish, but not right this second.
It’s about Waylon and parenting and what happens when your baby nurses for 8 out of the 10 hours he’s also sleeping (extremely long nipples).
I’m sure you could have guessed.
The End.
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I so want to see this business. The half-way done book business. Even a clue on names and places involved. I’m so intrigued!
Good job!! Half a book is better than nothing so you should be proud :)
wow. this is brilliantly funny!
i love it!
xoc
Hahah. Stepping on a Lego is the WORST
Hahah
Ew!
PS: writing is the worst but at least it pays the rent ( a joke )
I am 64 years old but I SO remember the nursing that seemed to go on forever and then the dear babe was STILL hungry! Half is good and taking a break is good!!
good job! i would anything you write.
Loved this post!
Ah, your list of things you’d rather do than write a book made me laugh so hard…and I NEEDED a laugh today, so thanks!
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